ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via pricklylegs)

vaudevilletragedy:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is fabulous.

vaudevilletragedy:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is fabulous.

beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Henna by:Aman
pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

(via pricklylegs)

see-her-run:

I adore nature

(Source: dirtyhippieproductions, via lo-fi-jai)

bohemianhomes:

Inside The Whimsical World Of Star Stylist Shirley Kurata

bohemianhomes:

Inside The Whimsical World Of Star Stylist Shirley Kurata

(Source: idkcake, via tifaj)

darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

(Source: quiet-isle, via tifaj)

(Source: black-fly, via tifaj)

njwight:

I think we were communicating…

njwight:

I think we were communicating…

(via pricklylegs)

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

(via slightlynexttonormal)

pomp-adourable:

The lovely Hoya Vine I have growing in my back yard <3 there’s always at least one cluster of buds at some different stage in the blooming process

(via goodvibessimpleton)

tigerlillyattitude:

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…


THIS
GUY’S
FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

I want to date him and his dog

tigerlillyattitude:

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

I want to date him and his dog

(via slightlynexttonormal)